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Baby Steps

So, I did the first day of C25K, or the Couch to 5K program for those of you who are unfamiliar. Well, I sort-of  did it. I got halfway through and almost died. I ALMOST DIED. Not really, but it felt like that. Frank was there for support. He barely broke a sweat and his pulse/respiration didn't even go up a notch. I hate him. I, on the other hand, was panting like a rabid … Continue Reading

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"I want to be able to run a 5K by the end of the year." This was the insane thought that, uninvited, barged its way into my brain when I was reading about the 34-weeks pregnant runner who finished 800 meters in 2.5 minutes. I've never been a runner. Even … Continue Reading

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Leave a Message at the Beep

Kymberli isn't in right now. She's currently laying on the bathroom floor willing herself not to toss her cookies the way her digestive tract feels like it wants to. You are welcome for that mental image. Feeling pukealicious is not fun at all. Fokker. … Continue Reading

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Public Service Announcement

It's simple, really. Nobody likes a buttmunch. Save the assclown tomfoolery for people who really deserve it, like pervs or dog kickers. Or Gary Oldman. I'll be back with some real words tomorrow. I'm busy working on a few projects that have tight deadlines … Continue Reading

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Grab It and Make It Yours

Today I watched Dead Poets' Society for the first time in a long time. I always try to be that teacher who inspires students to stand on the desks of their lives in effort to view the everyday situations from brand new perspectives. Seize the day. I've … Continue Reading