Boy Parts

Jordan zoomed through the kitchen on his Nimbus 2000 and just as he was reaching for the Golden Snitch, he tripped over the cat, came to an abrupt stop, and was bludgeoned in the crotch by the broomstick he rode in on.

"OW, I crunched my vagina!" he bleated, with his knees squeezed together and his hands jammed between his thighs.

Frank needs to have a talk with his son.

4 thoughts on “Boy Parts”

  1. OH my god that is freakin hilarious!!
    I hope his vagina has recovered form the insident, of course!!!

  2. The crunching of his vagina was barely a blip in his Quidditch match. Gryffindor beat Slytherin 344,765,437 to 76, thanks largely to Jordan’s Snitch-catching despite the injury.

  3. Hilarious! I’m just reading through some of the older posts here and you have made me laugh out loud many times now. Thank you for being so funny!

  4. LOL! I’m glad that you’re enjoying them, Victoria! That entry about
    Jordan crunching his vagina cracks me up!
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