Boy Parts

Jordan zoomed through the kitchen on his Nimbus 2000 and just as he was reaching for the Golden Snitch, he tripped over the cat, came to an abrupt stop, and was bludgeoned in the crotch by the broomstick he rode in on.

"OW, I crunched my vagina!" he bleated, with his knees squeezed together and his hands jammed between his thighs.

Frank needs to have a talk with his son.


  1. Kari on March 9, 2008 at 10:55 am

    OH my god that is freakin hilarious!!
    I hope his vagina has recovered form the insident, of course!!!

  2. Moxie on March 9, 2008 at 11:07 am

    The crunching of his vagina was barely a blip in his Quidditch match. Gryffindor beat Slytherin 344,765,437 to 76, thanks largely to Jordan’s Snitch-catching despite the injury.

  3. Victoria on March 25, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Hilarious! I’m just reading through some of the older posts here and you have made me laugh out loud many times now. Thank you for being so funny!

  4. Moxie on March 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    LOL! I’m glad that you’re enjoying them, Victoria! That entry about
    Jordan crunching his vagina cracks me up!
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