"And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed."

I seriously just got this dumbassed, cringeworthy email. I thought I’d share it with you because REALLY IT WORKS! Well slap my knee and put the capital L loser fingers on my forehead! How stupid ARE WE to have spent so much time, effort, and money when all we had to do was make a WISH and FWD to ten people!?!

So I figured, why not 100 or 1,000 people instead of just 10? Because surely if getting pregnant works on such principles as wishing and sending emails, then surely it must work on the principles of exponents, permutations, and chain reaction theories:

Give it a try, let’s see what happens! Dr. Seuss (don’t delete)

The last time I did this, it worked for me too!

I wished for a baby (and you all know what happened approx. 2 months later).

I had to give this a shot…

DON’T LAUGH AT THIS! JUST DO IT!

I’ve done this 3 different times and every time within a 1/2 hour my wish comes true!!!

& My best friend did this and wished for a promotion and she got a call this morning and she got a promotion!!!

I’m SO sorry about this, but I HAD to keep it going. The last time I sent this exact e-mail out, I got a new job and now I’m superstitious.

Start thinking something you really really really want, cause this is astounding…

the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the email so I thought what the heck.

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You have just been visted by Dr. Suess’s Cat in the Hat!
He will grant you one wish.
MAKE YOUR WISH WHEN THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER!
10
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ONE!!!
MAKE A WISH!!!
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Send this to 10 people within the hour of reading this.

IF YOU DON’T, YOUR WISH WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE!
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"Oh, Cat in the Hat!" it’s this that I say,
"Your silly little games I don’t want to play.
Wishes and hopes, hopes and wishes.
Swim and then croak like sad guppy-fishes.
You know what they say ’bout that thing we call hope-
it floats like a turd and then I’m left to mope.
So take your little email, your colors and your wishes
’cause folks who believe this crap are some bitches."
by Moxie, who is seriously icked out by the concept of green eggs and ham

1 Comment

  1. luna on April 22, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    oh that’s awful. but this made me laugh:
    “You know what they say ’bout that thing we call hope-it floats like a turd and then I’m left to mope. So take your little email, your colors and your wishes, ’cause any folks who believes this crap are some bitches.”