To Shayna, who’s tiptoeing into hope with a surprising coverline (indicating ovulation) on Mother’s Day. She’s been having a bad run of things lately. Honey, take the shit life gives you and use it to fertilize and nurture the beautiful rose that you are. It’s kind-of like "when life gives you lemons…," only a little naughty because you get to say a bad word. Keep your head up, girl.