This morning Frank and I went to Kyra and Jaiden’s First Grade award ceremony and grinned like drunken idiots the whole way through. To earn the Honor Roll award, students had to place on the Honor Roll each of the four 9-week quarters. For the Reading and Math awards, they had to have earned a 90 or above average for the year in those subjects. The Shining Light award was given to the top three students in each First Grade class, and the Art, Music, and PE awards were selected by those teachers and given to their top two from each class. The Twinz walked away with:
Jaiden – Citizenship, Honor Roll, Reading, Math, Art, PE, Shining Light
Kyra – Citizenship, Honor Roll, Reading, Math, Music, Shining Light
I’ll update with a picture later. Some dork* forgot to bring the proper cord to work with her.
*dork: noun. a stupid, silly person. an idiot.
Did you know that dork is also a vulgar slang term for penis, probably formed as a derivitave of dick? "Don’t be such a dick" sounds just as good as "Don’t be such a dork." Dork is also the technical, anatomically correct term for a whale’s penis. However, "Don’t be such a whale’s penis" lacks a certain esprit and flair, wouldn’t you say? Thank you for tuning in to the Nerds R’ Us moment of the day.