I could have been an asshole

You light some romantic candles and sip wine for a few nights and lay down with the intent of creating a life with the one you love, you get pregnant within just a few months of making the decision to start a family, and nine months later a perfect pink or blue bundle smelling of baby powder springs forth from your loins. The heavens open, golden glittered sunlight streams down on your dewy face, and the angels sing beatitudes heralding your new motherhood. You have arrived. Amen.

Of course I knew that Bad Things sometimes happen and the idyllic scene painted above was either difficult or impossible to achieve, but before we started trying to conceive, I was one of them – one of the eternal fertile optimists who thought that pregnancy was a practically a guarantee and that Bad Things happened so rarely that they always happened to other people.

A miscarriage or perhaps even two was considered common enough that while upsetting, likely wouldn’t have immediately blurred my ridiculous idealistic hopes. I had always known of the three miscarriages my mother suffered before conceiving me and of the doctor who told her that with her imbalance of hormones, it was likely that she’d never have a child. I’d helped a close friend through a miscarriage in high school (!!!). So, I had the predisposition that a miscarriage would have been devastating, but that eventually things would work out. This was the only amount of wrongness that fit within my parameters of normal. 

I don’t think I ever would have been the type to say anything exceptionally shitty like, “This is probably for the best, since the baby likely wasn’t normal, anyway,” but common asshole phrases like Keep trying; it will happen eventually and Maybe you’re trying too hard and Be patient; it’s just not your time yet likely would have been in my “words of comfort” repertoire. I know because once I realized I was anything but normal, these are some of the things I tried to tell myself.

By the time people began asking when we were going to have children, we had already been trying for more than a year and a half. My usual answer was, “We’re working on it,” given with a plastered semi-smile and an almost imperceptible tightening of the vocal cords. Those phrases I told myself started coming from others’ mouths, and I started to feel like I was surrounded by mindless assholes.

Are most of the fertile optimists around us who say these things really assholes? There are definitely some people who say terrible things that are true assholes through and through, but I think for the most part, people are genuinely trying to be supportive when they say all the wrong things. They just haven’t been tainted with the skewed perception infertility gives and don’t know any better. But as infertiles, our perceptions are our realities; no matter the intent, if someone says something that rubs us the wrong way it makes them an asshole. We have enough to deal with to have to worry about diplomacy and giving people the benefit of the doubt. It’s easier to divide people into two camps – the Assholes and Those Who Haven’t Said Anything of Asshole Proportions Yet, but Might at Any Moment. If you’re lucky, you’ll have a third and smaller group – People Who Get It, and these are usually your other infertile friends inside the computer and less often, people who are not infertile but who happen to know just what to say and when to say it.

I could have been an Asshole. I like who I am today, knowing that infertilitly has molded a more compassionate and empathetic person out of me. If given a choice ten years ago, would I have exchanged this person I have become for the divine conception and delivery? I don’t know. I think it’s a matter of weighing the gains against the losses. Having only lost my innocence, I know I have gained far more than I lost. Others have experienced loss in the truest sense, and had I suffered the loss of babies, then answering my own question would be much easier. We’d give anything to ensure the health and lives of our children, and this is why I find it impossible to answer that question. I worry about how much of this shit I passed on to my girls. If it meant that my daughters would dodge the infertile bullet, then remaining a blithe, clueless Asshole would have been a simple decision. But I wasn’t given a choice and I won’t know if my girls have inherited my off-kilter hormones and wonky ovaries for what is hopefully a long time from now. What I can do is raise them not to be assholes.

Fertile or infertile, we could all use less assholes in the world.

***This is not to say that I’m not an asshole about other things. I have more than my fair share of assholishness and I can own up to it. Frank could make a list for you.

13 Comments

  1. tash on July 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Good for you. I’m trying to raise a non-asshole myself.
    I guess when I think back to that blissful time before, I thought it was none of my biz. I never asked my friends if they were trying. I never asked total strangers how many children they had, or even if they had children. I never asked children — in front of the parents — if they had siblings. I never commented on whether a child looked — or didn’t look — like their parents. None of my biz. And to me, these are the stupid questions that hurt the most in infertility and loss, the ones that force me to answer the person somehow, in a way that’s fair to us all.
    Great post, K.



  2. Moxie on July 8, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    All good points, Tash. In my “blissful time before” I never asked anyone those questions, either.
    As far as my small group of friends were concerned, 3 out of 4 had oops pregnancies within two years of graduating high school and the fourth had always told us that she didn’t even want to consider having children until she was closer to the 30’s, so questioning when they’d start families was never an issue.
    As for friends in the workplace, they were all older teachers and already had kids. Of those who were younger and seemed like they were in prime family-building status but didn’t have kids, I often wondered but never asked. Like you, I never thought it was my business. The difference is back then I figured that they had either decided not to have kids or were waiting until they were ready. Now the first thing I wonder is if behind their cheery faces, they’re hiding a deeper struggle of infertility and/or loss.
    I can completely see how the questions of whether you have kids or worse, how many kids you have would be two of the most difficult questions to answer, Tash.



  3. Mrs.X on July 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    I couldn’t have said it better myself. Bravo.



  4. Erin on July 8, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Yeah, but who would we sit around and bitch about?



  5. Moxie on July 8, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Ah, there would always be someone or something to bitch about, Erin. There will always be those who will never understand and just need to shut the fuck up. Pardon my French. 🙂



  6. Io on July 8, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    You *could have been* an asshole?
    Heh. I do feel bad sometimes when I get so pissy at fertiles that I know are just trying to be helpful and caring and I am just blowing shit out of proportion.
    I also know that I probably have said some well intentioned but not great things in the past. (Though like you, I don’t think I said anything too shitty.)



  7. Martha on July 8, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    I think my losses and pain made me compassionate and more caring, but that has not taken completely taken away my A$$hole potential. Always been sensitive about IF and childbearing (born to a mom with one freaking tube/ovary for pete’s sake), but I can be an insensitive idiot about plenty of other topics resulting in my foot up in my big mouth. I don’t wish this “knowledge” on anybody, but it’s my stuff and I try to own it. Thanks, Moxie for sharing as always, M



  8. Wishing4One on July 8, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    After reading all of your posts, I always think no one could have said that any better. I agree that people who say comments to us, have the best intentions really. I am lucky to have not experienced, even after 10+ years of TTC, any negative comments, not said to me directly anyway. I am lucky to be able to say that too, I live in Egypt as u know and everyone is expected to be pregnant nine months after their marriage. So forgive the aholes, I think most times their intentions are in the best of places. But of course not the ones who are deliberate in their slaying of course. Moxie you are awesome!!! I mean it.



  9. niobe on July 9, 2008 at 8:54 am

    I worry all the time about being an a-hole.
    Because I’ve never suffered through infertility and because I have a child, I’m constantly second guessing myself, trying to make sure that I’m not saying something monumentally stupid or breathtakingly insensitive.



  10. Becky on July 9, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    You put into words what I’ve always felt. People can be total assholes WITHOUT trying to be. You know many people are just trying to help, but they can’t shut their stupid mouths when they realize that what they’re saying is Not Helpful.
    It’s hard to do, but I’m trying to raise a kid who DOESN’T spout off about his opinion all the time. I want him to be sensitive.



  11. Angry Infertile on July 9, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    I hear that. I had a giant asshole run in already this week! 😉



  12. Angie on February 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but I hate it when random strangers say, “Bet you aren’t gonna be having any more anytime soon” when I’m out and about with the boys. It irritates me to know end that they just assume it was a choice, or the worse and yet commonly overused “accident”. I just can’t help but think to myself “I was born with half of my reproductive organs. YOU were born with half a brain.”



  13. Angie on February 10, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    That “know” should’ve been “no”. **sigh** Eye knead two goes bak too skul.