on the way home from work today:
DJ: I'm taking your calls for Monday Madness. Who's got you bothered and why? Caller, you're up!
Caller: I'm mad at all these mens.
DJ: You're mad at men? Why?
Caller: Cuz. These mens need to get they act together. They got all these babies errwhere. My babies' daddy got fo' kids. I got the ends – the first and the last, and they don't even know the two in the middle by they daddy's two other baby mamas. They ain't never met they brother or sister! What would happen if they got older and started datin' or somethin' and they didn't even know they was datin' they brother or sister? That's why them mens need to get they acts together.
DJ: You mean pull their families together?
Caller: Dat's right! How else is kids supposed to know who they kin is?
Errrm. Hmm. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.