I stole it again

My posts have been somewhat vapid and thin lately. There is plenty going on in this overworked brain right now; I just need to tumble some things around internally before I lay it all out for all to see. I think in the coming days, there will be a flurry of mind dumping.

In the meantime, here is an interesting little linky-doo that I swiped from Scarred Bellybutton:

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.

Sarah! Palin! Baby Name! Generator! If that isn't a run of nightmare-inducing words, I don't know what else is.

The generator says that if Palin was my mom (I shudder), she would have named me Hen Waffle Palin.

It's 'cause I'm Black, isn't it? Hen Waffle? As in chicken and waffles? Like Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles? Because we all know how much Black folks LOOOOVE chicken. And watermelon.*

I am in no way implying that Palin gives in to racist sterotypes. Not a bit. I was just hoping for something a little more powerful. Like Gunner. Gun her. I'm also not implying that someone should point the rifle at her, so let's just clear that up right now. But, she does like those guns, doesn't she? If you gave her a gun, then I guess technically you could say that you gunned her. Moose, be warned.

What's your Palin name?

*Chicken and watermelon really are my favorite foods, but that's totally not because I'm Black.

23 Comments

  1. Bec on September 18, 2008 at 7:24 am

    My name would be:
    Buster Taint Palin
    Let’s just say I’d rather be Hen Waffle.



  2. Jendeis on September 18, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Bang Walmart Palin. I too would rather be Hen Waffle.



  3. Calliope on September 18, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Rust Mustang here…heh
    & seriously- that you invoked the name of the sacred Roscoe’s makes me love you that much more. Best hangover cure I EVER had when I lived on the west coast…mmmmm



  4. Crop Schooner Palin on September 18, 2008 at 10:20 am

    hahaha



  5. Kari on September 18, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Hello, my name is Bow NATO Palin, lol



  6. Mel on September 18, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Last night, we were talking about chicken and waffles because it was the first time I had heard of the combination (granted, I’m a vegetarian, so I probably know two chicken dishes total).
    My name is Rankle Hiway Palin.



  7. Nikki on September 18, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Mine would be Bush Gator Palin.
    I’d rather not be born!



  8. Mtnhighmama on September 18, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Nixon Hailfire!
    Bush Gator made me snort…



  9. Trace on September 18, 2008 at 11:16 am

    Claw Washout



  10. Kara on September 18, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Engine NIghthawk signing in. . .
    sounds like a military secret mission code name to me.



  11. MomMega on September 18, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Steam Fang Palin! Awesome!
    Ummm…LOVE LOVE LOVE me some Roscoe’s!! Best Sweet Potato Pie ever. I think I may have to go this weekend…



  12. Cyndi on September 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Staff Wrench Palin. Sounds painful.



  13. sara on September 18, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I saw this on K’s site too. My name would be Mullet Troll Palin. Super funny for two reasons…one is that I’m tall (5’10”) very un-trollish. Second – my husband and I usually joke about mullets about once or twice everyday since he grew up in this small farm town where a lot of people still have mullets, LOL! He’s never had one – but we joke all the time about them. You made me giggle about your waffle name and your chicken and waffle reference. Jason and I used to eat at this Chicken and Waffle place near of University of Detroit (where we both went to college) – and I have to admit I’m quite the chicken and waffle fan. Does that make me weird?



  14. Shea on September 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Taupe Armagedon Palin – wow!



  15. Alicia on September 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    ha ha!! you are so funny.



  16. tash on September 18, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Wesson Scalper. Damn, do I KICK ASS or what.



  17. Io on September 18, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Trowel Ogre Palin! I’m awesome.



  18. Insta-Mom on September 19, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Seam Marauder Palin
    Does this mean that hems and cuffs should watch out for me?



  19. Amanda on September 19, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I am Rake Trinket Palin.
    I’m married to Pump Bust Palin.
    And our daughter is Lock Pepper Palin.
    LOL.



  20. Sara on September 19, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Puck Mule Palin
    Hmmm. I am rather stubborn.



  21. Sarah on September 20, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Ohhhh, funnee!
    I got Claw Washout Palin, same as Trace did. Hmm, I was kind of hoping for Bering Strait Palin. Or maybe she’d spell it Bearing Straight Palin.



  22. stephanie on September 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Trough Gutted Palin
    Sounds like something she hunted, not birthed… eh.



  23. Bleu on September 22, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    But there is so little that is better than chicken and waffles!!!!
    Mine said Muzzle Mammoth Palin, obviously it is saying I am fat and loud!!