Kyra: Mom, I kinda have a weird question to ask you.
Me: Okay – shoot.
Kyra: Well…is it true that the bigger your eyes and your, y'know … boobs are, that's the smarter you are?
Me: Where the heck did you hear something like that?
Kyra: I heard it on TV. This lady was talking to a guy and she said, "My Eye-Boob score is higher than yours, so you'll never be smarter than me." And I snapped my fingers like this and I thought to myself, "AHA! So THAT'S why Mommy is so smart." So Mom, is that true?
Me: (trying very hard not to shoot juice through my nose from laughing so hard) Well umm…I'm pretty sure what that woman said was IQ score. IQ means intelligence quotient. It's a measure of how smart you are. The higher the number, that's the smarter you are.
Kyra: (after a moment's thought and looking slightly deflated): Darn…because I already have the big eyes and I think I'm pretty smart already, so I thought that when I start growing to be a woman like you…then I'd be a GENIUS!
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