Me: It's flippin' hot in here.
Frank: It's not hot in here. (swirling his hips a la Elvis) You're just hot for me, baby.
Me: You are so cheesy.
Frank: (arching an eyebrow) Am I like, government* cheesy, (now dropping his voice an octave into a deep, Rico Suave tone) or Velveeta cheesy?
Me: (gripping my stomach and writhing around on the bed while making horrid retching noises) OH! THE AGONY! I NEED PEPTO! GIMME THE PINK STUFF! IMMODIUM-AD! TUMS!!!! GAS-X!!!
Frank: (flatly) And you're calling me cheesy?
*government cheese (as defined by Urban Dictionary):
to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for
making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO
CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky
gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant. ex: I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.