What's your favorite curse word? Though I make liberal use of swear words here in this little blog of mine, in real life (I don't get the phrase "in real life"? Isn't this blog real? Aren't you – my friends inside the computer – real? Whatever.) I'm not much of a pottymouth. A few oh shits! and a couple of I'll be damneds sprinkled in for good measure is the usual extent of my cursing. However, I have an affinity for well-placed curse words, especially if they're of the creative variety.
Shitfire. Fuck-a-duck. Assclown has always been a favorite, but today fellow surrogate Delores Melon referred to her husband as an asstard and I nearly asphyxiated from laughing so hard. Yesterday I found the gem fucknuttery on someone's blog and I could have bowed down before the awesome magnificence of it. Fucknuttery. It rolls off the tongue as smooth as butter. In context: The photos in the recent New York Times article about surrogacy was pure fucknuttery. Brilliance.
Do tell – what curse words do you enjoy, whether they be simple or embellished? Is there a difference in how much cussin' you between your blog and "real life"?