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rainbow unicorn

Chance demanded, I tell you, she DEMANDED that I deliver today’s news with fluffy bunnies and rainbows and butterflies and the like. Tash mentioned something about rainbow-farting unicorns, so umm….yeah. Here we go. With like, sprinkles and stuff.

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Hi! I’m Reproducina the Rainbow-Farting Unicorn! My flatulent emissions smell like Skittles and are delivered with a puffy cloud of lucky glitter! This is my sidekick Fertie the Fuzzy Fertili-Bunny! *squeaky giggles* We’re here to make the splendiferous announcemnt that our friend Apollo has injected 10,000 units of human chorionic gonadotropin into our lovely Chance’s derrier tonight at approxinately ten o’clock! Happy Trigger Day! *wheee!!!*

We’re absoposolutely SURE that Tuesday morning’s retrieval will be the! Best! EVER! Chance has somewhere around 15-16 mature follicles, so we’re sending all of our magic fertilenergy to the waiting petri dishes for a super-duper culture of super-duper blastocysts! *twinkle*

Transfer will be either Friday or Sunday into Moxie’s plushy paradise lining! Yippppeeee!

So, gals – muster up every ounce of rainbow-sprinkled positivilicious love and send it to Moxie and Chance! If you’ve been a lurker, now would be a spiffy time to pop in and give a cheerful hello and good luck to the Terrific Twosome! They need all the fluffy joy joy and well-wishes that they can get! Here’s our goodnight message to everyone: Photobucket

 

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I totally think I just threw up a little in my subfertile mouth. Seriously, though – any and all postive thoughts are welcome. We both thank you greatly for the love and humor you’ve given us thus far.

49 Comments

  1. Kristin on January 18, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Bwahahaha…rainbow farting unicorns. Ya know Moxie…its a good thing this post came from you. If something this sickly sweet had come form a fertile Myrtle, I might have become homicidal.
    Wishing y’all the best of luck. If the weather weren’t so damned cold, I’d volunteer to do the naked good luck rain dance (don’t ask) someone once promised to do for me. On second thought, we don’t want to scare away the fluffy, giggly bunnies and the rainbow farting unicorns so all my bits should remain covered.



  2. Moxie on January 19, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Kristin, I don’t think exposed lady bits would scare away the likes of Reproducina and Fertili-Bunny. Didn’t you know that that unicorn horn doubles as a magic vagiwand? šŸ™‚



  3. Baby Smiling In Back Seat on January 19, 2009 at 12:08 am

    OMG, I luv all of UR babydust blinkies! Big hugs n kisses to all of U!!!!!!!!
    Fertie reminds me of the woodland creatures on South Park who do unthinkable, horrific acts.



  4. Shawna on January 19, 2009 at 12:15 am

    Wow! That many follies is very exciting!
    Here’s to good results and lots of stickiness.



  5. k@lakly on January 19, 2009 at 1:20 am

    Ditto the thought that if anyone else had posted this much sparkly bling I would have technicolored yawned all over the screen, BUT since it is you, the fearless twosome, I can handle the glitter:)
    I’ll be holding the best posible thoughts for the both of you and those petri dishes to grow somthin purty!



  6. luna on January 19, 2009 at 1:56 am

    baby dust usually makes me choke, but I DO love me some rainbow farting unicorns!
    wishing you all the best with ER and ET. tuesday is proving to be quite an auspicious day for everyone!



  7. Danielle on January 19, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Sending ALL kinds of sticky baby dust! I also think it’s quite convenient that unicorn horn doubles as a magic vagiwand?
    HUGS!!!



  8. anymommy on January 19, 2009 at 2:32 am

    Baby dust thrown with all my love and prayers. I have no words for how much I love the rainbow farting unicorn.



  9. Cindy on January 19, 2009 at 5:35 am

    Rainbow-farting-unicorns are my FAVORITE! šŸ˜‰
    Good luck!



  10. Sara on January 19, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Oh man, I think I just had a minor seizure from those graphics. Appalling. And hilarious. You crack me up, Moxie.
    I’m so excited that all is looking good going into the transfer. I’ll be keeping all of my parts crossed for some great news from you and Chance.



  11. coffeegrl on January 19, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Holy crap that’s a lot of sparkle. I’m fairly certain we all may result in temporary blindness from its brilliance. Good luck!! I’m keeping all my parts crossed for you two.!!



  12. jenn on January 19, 2009 at 7:01 am

    I don’t know how you did it- but the rainbow farting unicorn is priceless!!!
    Good luck, baby dust, rainbows & puppies & unicorns pouring from the heavens for you! I’ll keep the crossables crossed for a great retrieval & fert & transfer & 2ww & hopefully 9 months! ;o)



  13. Shelli on January 19, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Dude, you forgot the CareBears in that picture! lol
    Muche love and luck to you and Chance!



  14. tash on January 19, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Ah, Cricket, you have done well with the Blingee.
    (The blinkees were a bit of a stretch. But I was laughing pretty hard by then, so I’m chalking them up to a slight concussion.)
    Shelli makes a nice point about Care Bears. I always think a tap dancing Obama in the corner adds that certain extra amount of teh Hope.
    Goooooo Chance! Woot! Thinking of y’all like CRAYZEE.



  15. calliope on January 19, 2009 at 8:23 am

    SO SO SO effing excited!!!!! That is a KICK ASS follicle count. woo!
    so pull my finger.
    no. seriously. pull it.
    *********POOOOOOOOOT************
    another rainbow fart just for you guys.
    xoxo



  16. Carrie Holmquist on January 19, 2009 at 8:23 am

    You can have all the baby dust..don’t send it this way.
    Tomorrow!!!! AAAAHHH!!!



  17. Moxie on January 19, 2009 at 8:37 am

    I had throw in the baby dust factor to throw the puke factor right over the limit. I think I’m gagging a little bit even now knowing how much glitter is up there.
    I’m saving the dancing Obamas for after the fert report. I’ll have to look for some Care Bears as per Shelli’s suggestion. šŸ™‚
    Thanks for hookin’ me up with Blingee!



  18. Moxie on January 19, 2009 at 8:38 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….well, seeing as how you’re actually hugely preggo, I’ll take that rainbow baby dust poot! I’m seriously cracking up here.



  19. Moxie on January 19, 2009 at 8:38 am

    I’ll make darn sure to have some Care Bears in the next celebratory post!



  20. SCY on January 19, 2009 at 8:55 am

    I had to put my shades on for all that blingee going down on that post – but my oh my! What a haul you’re going to get oh rainbow farting one!
    Can’t wait for the fert report!!!!
    Yippee ki yay!!!
    xxx



  21. sharah on January 19, 2009 at 9:38 am

    OMG that is the most fantastic picture ev-ah! Rainbow farting unicorns — I want one!



  22. Mya on January 19, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Lots and lots of baby dust, good thoughts, and prayers being sent to both of you!



  23. Ann on January 19, 2009 at 10:26 am

    I am in love with your rainbow farting unicorn. It’s almost enough to make me sign up for a ttc board and save the picture as my sig.
    But seriously, all sorts of positivisciously sparkly good luck vibes heading your way. I’ll be thinking of you guys.



  24. chicklet on January 19, 2009 at 11:01 am

    I just threw up a little too. And then I farted, which made me laugh, so it’s all okay now. Good luck!!!!



  25. Kari on January 19, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Good luck to everyone!!



  26. Angry IF on January 19, 2009 at 11:44 am

    How super dooper awesome!!! I am sending you XOXOXOXO huggies and smootchies and lots of super sticky baby dust!!!! Lovies!!!



  27. Lesha on January 19, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Love the rainbow farts! Good luck and all that baby dust stuff.



  28. girlh on January 19, 2009 at 11:56 am

    before even reading…i said out loud “is that unicorn farting a rainbooooow?”
    so happy have that confirmed! i think i peed a little reading this post.
    ohhhh yeah care bears. perfect. there’s one with a rainbow AND one with a four leaf clover. šŸ™‚
    ********************************************************
    positive positive positive positive positive positive
    glitter glitter glitter glitter glitter glitter glitter
    positive positive positive positive positive positive
    sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle
    ********************************************************
    all of it headed your way!



  29. Intending To Be Parents on January 19, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Good luck!! Sending positive retrieval thoughts in Chance’s direction! Go follicles!!



  30. Amber on January 19, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    I was going to say something highly inappropriate about how with that much glitter all the fertilized embryos are going to be girls, but then thought better of it. Rainbow-farts and unicorn vag-wands led my mind in a place where it shant ever wander…
    But yay! Like, totally awesome!



  31. Soralis on January 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Love the farting unicorn! Good luck!!!!!



  32. JESS on January 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Good luck! I hope this works for you guys!



  33. Kristin on January 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    That unicorn horn doubles as a magic vagiwand…do tell? Does it come unscrewed or does it just pop off?



  34. Kate on January 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    May Skittle scented unicorn farts envelope you all week long!
    You should both bring a bag of skittles with you to retrieval and transfer and breath deep. If for no other reason than to have a good giggle.



  35. Betty M on January 19, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Sending good thoughts – even though the glitter fest made me just that bit queasy!



  36. MommyLady on January 19, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    My Darling First Born,
    I already told you, it’s in the bag!!!!!!!! I know it is… in all of your 30 years, have my strong feelings been amiss? Think about it.
    LOL, if I have, remind me in private so I didn’t embarass myself here. (((Hugs))) to you ALL.



  37. niobe on January 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    So, please tell me I’m not the only one who saw Fertie the Fuzzy Fertili-Bunny and immediately thought of Fatal Attraction.
    And, while we’re on the subject, check out this tasty pasta!!!
    http://daddytypes.com/archive/annies_bunny_boiler.jpg



  38. My Reality on January 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    I have never, I mean NEVER, read something so incredibly offensive on a blog. If there was someone to report you to, like the Coalition for Offensive Posts, I would be sending this post right over. Baby dust? That is the worst dirty word of them ALL.
    Fine. If you want perky, happy, and rainbow farts, I will muster up whatever I can. I have everything crossed for a good retrieval, a good transfer and a successful cycle. I want it so much, I will even send you baby dust. Just promise you will never tell anyone I agreed to the happy shit. I like my less than sunny disposition. šŸ™‚



  39. JuliaKB on January 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    OMG. Good thing I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I opened this– I don’t think I am ready to have this laptop die the death of spewed beverege just yet.
    This is TEH.FUNNY.SHIT!
    Looking forward to danching Obamas and fluffy Care Bears in the near future. Thinking of you like caaaarrrrrrrrayze, and counting down to tomorrow morning.



  40. WhichBox on January 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Baby dust! Care bears! Dancing Obama!
    A change is gonna come – here’s to The! Best! Retrieval! Ever!



  41. charmedgirl on January 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    YOU SAID BABYDUST!!!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
    damn, ladies…it’s here. SO exciting yet terrifying! the suspense is killing me.
    (eggs to be suctioned on wednesday up here. hopefully. if not cancelled.)



  42. Trish K on January 20, 2009 at 10:12 am

    positive thoughts heading your way!!!!!!!!!



  43. L on March 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    I love this. Hysterical. You are awesome.
    ~~ICLW



  44. Fat Chick on March 12, 2010 at 8:45 am

    This makes me happy. Really, really happy. Moxie, you ROCK!
    Rainbow farting unicorns, indeed.



  45. Bionic Brooklynite on March 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    nice. great minds, etc.



  46. kelsey on January 31, 2011 at 11:44 am

    this is awesome
    echt super cool



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