Jaiden: Are we having tacos tonight? Are we having Taco Tuesday, except only this time on Monday instead?
TJ: Are you making refried beans, too?
Jaiden: Oooh, yeah, refried beans to fill us up with gas again!
el Cinco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Here, you guys…start putting all the stuff on the table.
Jordan: I don't want any sour cream on my taco. Just lettuce and meat and cheese and sauce.
Kyra: I want extra tomatoes on mine, please.
Jaiden: And I want tomatoes and LOTS of beans on mines.
Kyra: It's not mines, it's mine. Mine is the proper pronoun to use. Mines are the caves with diamonds and jewels in them.
Frank: Oh, Lord. Now there are two Grammar Police in the house.
Me: Get off our backs, dude. Don't hate.
Kaelyn: BARACK OBAMA! Rhymes with YO MAMA!
el Cinco: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: I know some good rhymes for Taco Tuesday Except It's on Monday. You guys fill in the blank…
BEANS, BEANS, GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU…
el Cinco: FART! HAHAHAHAHA!
Frank: BEANS, BEANS, THE MUSICAL FRUIT! THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU…
el Cinco: POOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kyra: I'm not sure that this is appropriate talking for the dinner table. Aren't we not supposed to be talking about flatulence (giggles) at the dinner table?
Me: You're absolutely right, Little Miss Manners.
Me: Yeah, babe?
Kyra: Don't hate. Appreciate.
Kaelyn: THAT RHYMES!