Rhymes with Taco Tuesday Except It's on Monday

Jaiden: Are we having tacos tonight? Are we having Taco Tuesday, except only this time on Monday instead?

Me: Yup!

TJ: Are you making refried beans, too?

Me: Yup.  

Jaiden: Oooh, yeah, refried beans to fill us up with gas again!

el Cinco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Here, you guys…start putting all the stuff on the table.

Jordan: I don't want any sour cream on my taco. Just lettuce and meat and cheese and sauce.

Kyra: I want extra tomatoes on mine, please.

Jaiden: And I want tomatoes and LOTS of beans on mines.

Kyra: It's not mines, it's mine. Mine is the proper pronoun to use. Mines are the caves with diamonds and jewels in them.

Frank: Oh, Lord. Now there are two Grammar Police in the house.

Me: Get off our backs, dude. Don't hate.

Kaelyn: BARACK OBAMA! Rhymes with YO MAMA!

el Cinco: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: I know some good rhymes for Taco Tuesday Except It's on Monday. You guys fill in the blank…
BEANS, BEANS, GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU…

el Cinco: FART! HAHAHAHAHA!

Frank: BEANS, BEANS, THE MUSICAL FRUIT! THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU…

el Cinco: POOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kyra: I'm not sure that this is appropriate talking for the dinner table. Aren't we not supposed to be talking about flatulence (giggles) at the dinner table?

Me: You're absolutely right, Little Miss Manners.

Kyra: Mom?

Me: Yeah, babe?

Kyra: Don't hate. Appreciate.

Kaelyn: THAT RHYMES!

13 thoughts on “Rhymes with Taco Tuesday Except It's on Monday”

  1. AHAHAHAHA! You have your very own sitcom complete with writers and EVERYTHING over there! I wanna come visit *whinnying*

  2. Barak Obama rhymes with YO MAMA! Awesome.
    At the last ER I worked in, we had one mental health patient who returned…um…often. She referred to herself as “Obama’s Mama” and would get naked, drape herself in a bedsheet (complete with a pillowcase hair wrap), and walk the halls giving the peace sign and shouting out, “Vote for Obama!”.
    ….if he only knew what tipped his vote. I pictured her as I cast ‘mines’.
    🙂

  3. Love it, love it, love it! (Especially the next generation of grammar police! The force is strong with that one!)

  4. So I recently learned there is a second verse to one of them – except we use toot instead of poot.
    The more you toot the better you’ll feel
    so let’s have beans with every meal!
    Good times.

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