The Cookie Man Baketh By Kymberli | July 6, 2009 | 24 Posted in Frankly Speaking 24 Comments GeekByMarriage on July 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm *Dreamy Sigh* I don’t know which looks yummier…the stacks of cookies or a big, strong man baking! Danielle on July 6, 2009 at 8:46 pm I think Geek is hitting on your man a LITTLE too much. Flattery won’t get you any free cookies, biotch! Frank needs a t-shirt that says that! Erin W on July 6, 2009 at 9:19 pm Daang those are some fat cookies….You keep pimping these cookies and I’m going to be forced to buy some…..but I’m not supposed to eat them. Beginning to think you are evil….. Andrea on July 6, 2009 at 10:11 pm Happy birthday Frank!!! Man, those cookies look so good…I hope those are mine 😉 Kristin on July 6, 2009 at 10:22 pm Ooooohhhh…and he’s baking on his birthday…wow! Don’t tell my hubby but I have an itty bitty case of envy…LOL! Melissa on July 6, 2009 at 10:23 pm oh lord! How are you two so thin with all of those damn cookies around?!? GeekByMarriage on July 6, 2009 at 10:26 pm Pft! The way you were talking about Frank in txt message you best not be calling me out! Moxie on July 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm Me? Thin? *blink, blink* Not me. I am Chubby McChub Chubbs. 🙂 Frank, however, is a string bean. He has a SUPER SLOW metabolism and only eats like twice a day, despite my protests that he needs to eat at least three times a day. I feel like that SlimQuick commercial. We both started working out on the Wii Active on Monday. I lost 6 lbs and gained 3 back over the 4th of July weekend. He lost 5 lbs, ate like a hog over the weekend, and lost another 1 lb. The turd. 🙂 Shelli on July 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm oooh! which are mine???? Moxie on July 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm Your chocolate chip with pecan cookies are currently balled up in the freezer waiting to be baked! 🙂 The ones pictured are basic chocolate chip, but you can expect yours to look about like that. 🙂 Moxie on July 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm Darn. I thought I’d hidden my horns under my hair. 🙂 Moxie on July 6, 2009 at 10:35 pm Andrea, the chocolate chip half of your order was individually wrapped about an hour ago. Frank is baking the sugar cookies tomorrow and we hope to have them in the mail by tomorrow evening! Moxie on July 6, 2009 at 10:37 pm Whaaa??? Are you two having an imaginary threesome with my hubby via text? 🙂 becoming whole on July 6, 2009 at 11:15 pm Wow. Just wow. And I’ve been meaning to email this to you, but I’ll just put it out there. I’ll order some cookies when my financial situation changes. Ahem. But, man, I need me some cookies now. Wow. Lorza on July 7, 2009 at 12:35 am O.M.G. Those look really freakin’ good. Danielle on July 7, 2009 at 3:42 am It was not me! It was ALL her *points at Geek* I’ll even forward you ALL my text messages! ;o) Cindy on July 7, 2009 at 6:26 am *mouth watering*…can’t wait for my delivery. coffeegrl on July 7, 2009 at 10:39 am Happy birthday Frank! and man those cookies look as good as the baker himself 🙂 coffeegrl on July 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm Oh and that part of his essay that you shared – wow. Good good man. Calliope on July 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm mmmmmmmm. & I like that my order of chocolate chip with pecan is probably hanging out with Shelli’s order in the freezer. Just chillin’. heh Those are BEAUTIFUL! Io on July 7, 2009 at 4:36 pm If I didn’t already have a fine looking man cooking and baking for me, I might be joining whatever that text message threesome is that’s going on up there. GeekByMarriage on July 7, 2009 at 6:23 pm Omg you better not, you bitch! There is a lot of *ahem* sensitive info in those txts! battynurse on July 8, 2009 at 12:07 pm Wow. Those look good. Ms. J on July 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm Wow, Frank’s got big ones. Cookies, I mean ;o) Seriously, the perspective is awesome in that photo!!!