Kaelyn (the 12-days-away-from-four year old): Good morning, Mommy!
Me (ridiculously chipper because it's Friday): Good morning, Sunshine!
Kaelyn: Nooo…it's still dark outside, so it's, "Good morning, moonshine."
Me: Well, usually I don't drink in the mornings or on workdays, but if you've been distilling liquor in your bedroom at night, I'd love to have some of it instead of my usual mug of tea.
Coffee? Loud music? A brisk run? What gets you going in the morning (or at night, if you're half-vampire like Heather)?