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Are you back? Good. Proof below, photographed just this morning:

The garage/cookie fridge, now with Thanksgiving dinner foodstuffs

Evidence 1

The tall freezer in the garage
Evidence 2

Storage shelf in the garage

Evidence 3

The pantry (notice the open box of cereal – Kaelyn wuz here)
Evidence 4

Pantry again

Evidence 5

The kitchen fridge

Evidence 6

The kitchen counter

Evidence 7

The corner in the kitchen that doubles as Frank's "mailing center"
Evidence 8

The master bathroom linen closet (note the crazy-lady-on-hormones drug paraphernalia)

Evidence 9




25 thoughts on “Evidence”

  1. LMAO! He is seriously against taking stuff out of the bags!
    And I loved the comments too!
    I have some peeves…
    Leaving the dirty dishes in the sink, and not putting them in the dishwasher. And basically thinking the whole dishes thing is MY responsibility!
    And ditto for vacuuming and sweeping. I’m not even sure he knows how to use the fancy Dyson we have.
    But he does always fold the laundry all nice and military style, and I can’t remember the last time I’ve taken the garbage out. And I KNOW I do annoying things too.

  2. My one big one is Jase leaving a half a pot of coffee sitting on the coffee maker. I don’t even drink coffee so I have no idea why it bothers me! Other than that, he is pretty perfect.

  3. My wife, Jennifer, does this same exact thing, though mostly just in the freezer and sometimes the pantry…

  4. Ok, I’ve made this error before. And, it’s been pointed out to me. And I only made it one more time after that.
    I’ve had the urge since, but will never again…for fear of not only my husband, but that snapped face of you!!!

  5. Where can I buy a poster like THAT!? Haha, LOVE it!
    Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving–we are enjoying our cookies! YUM!

  6. Dude, if I were on the jury, it would totally be justifiable homicide. I might even give you an award.
    That’s a great poster!

  7. LOL!! I love that picture. The funny thing is this morning my husband got out of the shower to look at his beeper…and left a small lake on the bathroom floor….which I slipped on. ARGH! I now have a sore ass, and now abs from laughing reading this.

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