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Are you back? Good. Proof below, photographed just this morning:

The garage/cookie fridge, now with Thanksgiving dinner foodstuffs

Evidence 1

The tall freezer in the garage
Evidence 2

Storage shelf in the garage

Evidence 3

The pantry (notice the open box of cereal – Kaelyn wuz here)
Evidence 4

Pantry again

Evidence 5

The kitchen fridge

Evidence 6

The kitchen counter

Evidence 7

The corner in the kitchen that doubles as Frank's "mailing center"
Evidence 8

The master bathroom linen closet (note the crazy-lady-on-hormones drug paraphernalia)

Evidence 9





  1. PJ on November 25, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    LMAO! He is seriously against taking stuff out of the bags!
    And I loved the comments too!
    I have some peeves…
    Leaving the dirty dishes in the sink, and not putting them in the dishwasher. And basically thinking the whole dishes thing is MY responsibility!
    And ditto for vacuuming and sweeping. I’m not even sure he knows how to use the fancy Dyson we have.
    But he does always fold the laundry all nice and military style, and I can’t remember the last time I’ve taken the garbage out. And I KNOW I do annoying things too.

  2. GeekByMarriage on November 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    My one big one is Jase leaving a half a pot of coffee sitting on the coffee maker. I don’t even drink coffee so I have no idea why it bothers me! Other than that, he is pretty perfect.

  3. Chase on November 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    My wife, Jennifer, does this same exact thing, though mostly just in the freezer and sometimes the pantry…

  4. GeekByMarriage on November 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Don’t make me come to your job to stuff my boot up your ass!

  5. Iambrowneyedgirl.wordpress.com on November 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Bwaahahahaha! Too Funny!

  6. Trish on November 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    This is comedic gold! But, at least he puts the stuff away and doesn’t just leave it on the counter!

  7. leanne on November 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    I have no words. Except perhaps… “Happy Thanksgiving.”

  8. BestLight on November 25, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I hear that this is the new, emerging legal defense for women who suffocate their husbands with grocery bags.
    Way to go, poster girl!

  9. Shelli on November 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    oh, I needed a laugh. This was a good one.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  10. Kate on November 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Oh man, I just got all worked up on your behalf. That’s a lotta bags.

  11. Sunny on November 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Oh dear. *giggle*

  12. Carrie Holmquist on November 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Bwahaha! I have seen the proof, too.

  13. Photogrl on November 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    LOVE it.
    Have the same problem over here.
    Thanks for the laugh.

  14. JC on November 25, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    LOL that’s awesome! You gotta laugh at that though! Maybe laugh after you soffocate him 😉

  15. Cara on November 25, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Ok, I’ve made this error before. And, it’s been pointed out to me. And I only made it one more time after that.
    I’ve had the urge since, but will never again…for fear of not only my husband, but that snapped face of you!!!

  16. Kristin on November 26, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Totally LMAO! Oh hon, that pic is priceless and I am rolling at the thought of you ripping him a new one.

  17. SCY on November 26, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Bwhahahahahahahahhaahahahahha! He is OCD with those bags – send him to therapy!

  18. Beautiful Mess on November 26, 2009 at 3:36 am

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wait…does that mean no more cookies?!
    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  19. JJ on November 26, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Where can I buy a poster like THAT!? Haha, LOVE it!
    Hope you all have a great Thanksgiving–we are enjoying our cookies! YUM!

  20. a on November 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Dude, if I were on the jury, it would totally be justifiable homicide. I might even give you an award.
    That’s a great poster!

  21. coffeegrl on November 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    hysterical! Hopefully you at least got a good meal out of the deal!

  22. calliope on November 27, 2009 at 9:15 am

    ha ha ha ha!! LOVE IT!

  23. Kansas on November 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Lmao kym, you are a good woman, even if you did snap;)

  24. Quiet Dreams on November 28, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Too funny, but it does give me somewhat of a stabbing pain behind my right eye. You have my full sympathy. I’ll testify on your behalf!

  25. mybumpyjourney on November 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    LOL!! I love that picture. The funny thing is this morning my husband got out of the shower to look at his beeper…and left a small lake on the bathroom floor….which I slipped on. ARGH! I now have a sore ass, and now abs from laughing reading this.