Because I am as Evil as I am Kind

I really, really  want to meet my goal of raising $250 for Parenthood for Me by my blogoversary deadline of January 26. I greatly thank the two lovely ladies who've donated already. We're up to $35 so far! If I'm going to have any hope of meeting the deadline, I'm going to have to do a little shameless promotion to encourage each of you to donate. Soooo….

  1. For every dollar you donate, you'll get a chance to win one of two dozen Big Ones.If you haven't had Frank's Big Ones yet, you don't know what you're missing. Now's your chance to try to get some for free. (Those last two sentences look like I'm totally pimpin' out my husband's man parts if one didn't realize that I was talking about cookies.)
  2. Since I can't pimp out Frank's man parts, I will set him up for public humilation. If we reach the fundraising goal by the deadline, I'll get Frank to put on a dress and do a sexy dance, and I'll record it and post it here for all the world to see. I have seen Frank in a dress (a couple of times) and it is muy haha and is not something  you would want to miss. Do trust.

If you give a dollar then get your friends to give a dollar and if they get their friends to give a dollar, we'll reach our goal in no time. If we manage to surpass the goal and hit somewhere north of $350, I'll upgrade Frank from a dress to tight shorts, over which he'll wear a red, silky g-string. It says "BIG DADDY" right over where his man parts are tucked. Oh, yes it does.

So: help me celebrate my blogoversary -> raise $250+ for Parenthood for Me -> maybe win some Big Ones -> definitely see Frank shake his groove thang. It's a win-win-maybe win-win situation.

Click to give (just imagine all of us in a dark strip club knocking back drinks and Frank is up on stage swaggering his hips and we're waving around dollar bills, except instead of stuffing them into his Big Daddy g-string we're throwing them into the bucket he's holding with a sign on it that says "WILL STRIP FOR DONATIONS TO PARENTHOOD FOR ME"):


  1. Kristin on January 15, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Donation completed! Not sure which I want more, Big Ones or Frank in a dress.

  2. GeekByMarriage on January 15, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    No guilting me! I just had to wait for payday!
    Duh, Kristin! Frank in a G-string!

  3. Kristin on January 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Check out the tweet

  4. Alexicographer on January 15, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Not guilted (actually already very grateful for the help you’ve provided me), just slow! Happy to be “in.”

  5. Erica on January 15, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    You are too much. I really hope to meet in person one day!

  6. Carrie Holmquist on January 15, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    OMG!!!! You are evil!!!! I will donate, not because I want to see Frank dance, nor the cookies, just for the cause. Will do so very soon.

  7. Sunny on January 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    I laughed just at the *though* of Frank putting on a dress and dancing, I can only imagine how good the real thing would be. 🙂 You are awesome!

  8. luna on January 16, 2010 at 2:16 am

    so, um, did you buy him that red silky g-string or what?

  9. Christa on January 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I donated and put link on my blog. Please keep us updated with how much you’ve raised!

  10. Jo on January 17, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    I’m donating $50 in honor of the awesome women who have held me up during the past month. I would simply be lost without this community. Thank you for all that you do to bring us all together.
    (PS — I had to use my “real” name in order for the billing info to go through. I trust we can keep that information between us? You’re the best.)

  11. niobe on January 18, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Dance, Frank, dance!

  12. a on January 21, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Just did my donation this morning…looking forward to that dance!

  13. KteeB on January 22, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Oh, I would love to see Frank shake his man parts! And mmmmm…cookies!!!!

  14. magpie on January 22, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    I sent $10 directly to Parenthood for Me, via Paypal. 🙂