I really, really want to meet my goal of raising $250 for Parenthood for Me by my blogoversary deadline of January 26. I greatly thank the two lovely ladies who've donated already. We're up to $35 so far! If I'm going to have any hope of meeting the deadline, I'm going to have to do a little shameless promotion to encourage each of you to donate. Soooo….
- For every dollar you donate, you'll get a chance to win one of two dozen Big Ones.If you haven't had Frank's Big Ones yet, you don't know what you're missing. Now's your chance to try to get some for free. (Those last two sentences look like I'm totally pimpin' out my husband's man parts if one didn't realize that I was talking about cookies.)
- Since I can't pimp out Frank's man parts, I will set him up for public humilation. If we reach the fundraising goal by the deadline, I'll get Frank to put on a dress and do a sexy dance, and I'll record it and post it here for all the world to see. I have seen Frank in a dress (a couple of times) and it is muy haha and is not something you would want to miss. Do trust.
If you give a dollar then get your friends to give a dollar and if they get their friends to give a dollar, we'll reach our goal in no time. If we manage to surpass the goal and hit somewhere north of $350, I'll upgrade Frank from a dress to tight shorts, over which he'll wear a red, silky g-string. It says "BIG DADDY" right over where his man parts are tucked. Oh, yes it does.
So: help me celebrate my blogoversary -> raise $250+ for Parenthood for Me -> maybe win some Big Ones -> definitely see Frank shake his groove thang. It's a win-win-maybe win-win situation.
Click to give (just imagine all of us in a dark strip club knocking back drinks and Frank is up on stage swaggering his hips and we're waving around dollar bills, except instead of stuffing them into his Big Daddy g-string we're throwing them into the bucket he's holding with a sign on it that says "WILL STRIP FOR DONATIONS TO PARENTHOOD FOR ME"):