Devil: I AM THE DEVIL! This post belongs to ME. It has my mark – the mark of the Beast.
Moxie: LALALALALA I can’t hear you. If I can’t hear you, then you don’t exist.
Devil: YOU HEAR ME, DAMMIT. I AM SAYTON! FEAR ME!
Moxie: Okay, I admit it. I’m scared. I’ve been scared of you and your damned mark ever since I was a kid and saw The Omen. Please, Misterdevilsir, will you let me be?
Devil: You ran from me. You came over here and built up a little sanctuary. But this is THE post. MY post. The one right after 665 and before 667.
Moxie: Um. Get thee behind me, Satan?
Devil: I AM HERE! I will eat your images. I will eat your links! I will chomp on your posts and swallow them whole into my fiery gullet! I will poop the hot lava of your words all over the Internets! Your writing is shitty, anyway.
Moxie: Uh. You have no power over me?
Devil: DO I LOOK LIKE DAVID BOWIE?
Moxie: Okay. Uh…..DOAN COME UP IN MY FACE! I have diet vitamin holy water! And I will throw anti-poltergeist spirit midget footballs at you! RAWWRRR!
Devil: Bitch, please.
This really IS my 66_th post. I am OMGSRSLY4REALZ superstitious about this number. I once bought a few random items at a convenience store and it rang up to exactly $6.6_ cents. I crossed myself with one hand and grabbed a pack of gum to add to my stuff with the other (and I’m not even Catholic).
I do love a good horror movie, but it’s the ones that are based in religious, anti-Christ, end of days type stuff which scares me to the point that I can’t sleep for a while. Still, I find myself drawn to watch them, no matter how much they freak me out. I probably have the first two Omens memorized, and though The Prince of Darkness was probably one of the stupidest movies ever, I’ll have nightmares for a week after I watch it (I can’t not watch it).
What about you? Are you superstitious about 66_? I can’t even TYPE it. Are you superstitious about anything else? I also don’t split poles when I’m walking with a group of people. I’m notorious for yelling, “DON’T SPLIT THE POLE!” I don’t need any bad luck, and I surely don’t want to invite it by splitting a pole.
If you leave 66_ in the comments, I will hunt you down and make you watch back-to-back episodes of Caillou.