In a show of true mediocrity, my first blog post of 2012 is an excuse for why I haven’t written.
It’s because I’m AWESOME.
So awesome, in fact, that I can now add MOXIE, EDITOR EMPRESS OF AIMING LOW GUEST POSTS to my résumé. So get those guest posts in, people, and make them funny. I’ve also been hard at work on a special Miss Unlimited project, and I can’t wait to share the details in a couple of weeks. I am jazz hands and spirit fingers excited about it.
The first week of work after Winter Break always feels like mayhem. Suddenly shifting from days of eating bacon at will and watching mindless television back to the flurry of papers and teenage hormones leaves me spinning. Then I don’t feel like doing much other than eating bacon at will and watching mindless television. The rush is over now, though, so I have time again to devote to writing in my own space.
I leave you with a completely random and unrelated picture: