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Last night – 

Frank: I’m going to lock up the house.

Me: Can you bring me a hot dog when you come back?

Frank: I got your hot dog right here. (swivels hips)

Me: *headdesk*


  1. a on July 5, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Yeah, around here, you can’t talk about Italian Sausage without some sort of eye-waggling going on. Sigh…

  2. Io on July 5, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    …(pauses to reread this three times)…bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

  3. sarah on July 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Are you saying he has a short one?

  4. Lori Lavender Luz on July 5, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Did you relish the thought?


  5. Carrie on July 5, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    Bwahahaha – that is sooooooooooooooooo something Cody HAS said in the past. Dirty men.

  6. Megan on July 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Awesome. Jeff devotes a shameful amount of brain power to turning conversations this direction. Nice to know he’s not the only one.

  7. Amelia on July 6, 2012 at 2:04 am

    Haha!! Your house too?

  8. meridith on July 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    HAHAAAAAAAAAAA! My husband does this too, usually after a shower, so it’s eerily reminiscent of Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall…..and not nearly as sexy as he thinks……