Public Service Announcement

douchecanoe trimmed

It’s simple, really. Nobody likes a buttmunch. Save the assclown tomfoolery for people who really deserve it, like pervs or dog kickers. Or Gary Oldman.

I’ll be back with some real words tomorrow. I’m busy working on a few projects that have tight deadlines coming up in the next few days.


  1. molly on June 25, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    Please tell me that this, too, will be a printable.

  2. Amelia on June 30, 2014 at 2:46 am

    Good to know.
    I’ve missed you.