Kymberli

Magic

“I want to be able to run a 5K by the end of the year.” This was the insane thought that, uninvited, barged its way into my brain when I was reading about the 34-weeks pregnant runner who finished 800 meters in 2.5 minutes. I’ve never been a runner. Even when I was in shape, I never had …

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Leave a Message at the Beep

Kymberli isn’t in right now. She’s currently laying on the bathroom floor willing herself not to toss her cookies the way her digestive tract feels like it wants to. You are welcome for that mental image. Feeling pukealicious is not fun at all. Fokker. Out.

Public Service Announcement

It’s simple, really. Nobody likes a buttmunch. Save the assclown tomfoolery for people who really deserve it, like pervs or dog kickers. Or Gary Oldman. I’ll be back with some real words tomorrow. I’m busy working on a few projects that have tight deadlines coming up in the next few days.

Be Ballsome

One thing I am learning about myself is that when I’m clawing my way out of The Sads, all that pent up frustration releases itself in the form of creative energy. I get this fervent (and often slightly obsessed) urge to transform something. To paint a room, rearrange furniture, put words on a blank screen …

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