Family Circus

5 Tips to Help Your Kids Stay Safe from Predators

Last week at the elementary school located directly behind my middle school, a cafeteria worker was assaulted when she arrived at her usual time of 5:30 a.m. Her attacker was clearly trying to abduct her. She suffered a broken wrist, but put up enough of a fight not to have been taken. The arrival of …

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Tables: An Aiming Low Non-Con Experience

An excerpt from a post titled “Let’s Converse About Bullying” that I wrote in March on Aiming Low Miss Unlimited: On the first day of sixth grade, I showed up in red hi-top Converse All-stars, a black and white houndstooth skirt, white t-shirt, and a red blazer. The other girls wore biker shorts, giant gold …

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Sister Revenge – A Moment for Which I Have Exercised Decades of Patience

Gangstas, if you love me, you will share, share, share this video. The more it is shared, the more I win: I told you I’d get you back eventually, Chanel. WORD.   *for more fun with anesthesia, read here about my wisdom tooth removal: I Showed that Tooth Extraction Who Was Boss. Sort-of Even When …

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