Leave a Message at the Beep

Kymberli isn’t in right now. She’s currently laying on the bathroom floor willing herself not to toss her cookies the way her digestive tract feels like it wants to. You are welcome for that mental image. Feeling pukealicious is not fun at all. Fokker. Out.

Public Service Announcement

It’s simple, really. Nobody likes a buttmunch. Save the assclown tomfoolery for people who really deserve it, like pervs or dog kickers. Or Gary Oldman. I’ll be back with some real words tomorrow. I’m busy working on a few projects that have tight deadlines coming up in the next few days.

Be Ballsome

One thing I am learning about myself is that when I’m clawing my way out of The Sads, all that pent up frustration releases itself in the form of creative energy. I get this fervent (and often slightly obsessed) urge to transform something. To paint a room, rearrange furniture, put words on a blank screen …

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There is a lot of social media chatter about selecting your “word” for the year. This is not a new thing, but it is the first time I’ve considered selecting a word for myself. It has been a while since I gave myself something to hang onto. Somewhere in the past couple of years, I …

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Bullets are for Gangstas – Announcements Episode

What up, party people? It’s been a while since I’ve just talked to you. This time of year is always crazy. For a teacher, the couple of months before the big, bad STANDARDIZED TEST (which I secretly like to refer to as bastardized test) are always ramped up. Between that and the Minions starting up …

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